Whaddup, I'm █̴̯͉̭̜̭̦̜͖̹͎͓̦͇̘͛̈́̈́̾̂̍̕͜͝█̴̡̡̝̖͇̉͆̄͐̒̿͗̋█̴͎̀̂͝█̴̼́̐̇͋̍̉̌̋̇͑̒̈́̀͝█̷̬͇̲͖̜͉̱̠͇̟̭͈̎̑̆͌͘͜͝ͅ█̵̤̳͕̼̊͂͂͂̀, or Dave or Willow or William or Will or you get the picture! I am [❔] {LEGAL ADULT AGE} many years old, and am a nonbinary creechur who has been physically bound to this reality on this planet in a region known as "The United States". If my intro isn't very obvious, I prefer to remain Unknowable and identify very closely with Voidpunk. I would describe myself as the cringy autistic otherkin on the internet your friends warned you about in 2013, as well as the queer punk nerd who lives in the basement that your parents warned you about.

I love coding, gaming, writing, roleplaying, listening to video essays, learning about history, playing with my dogs, practicing Judaism, drawing, and doing aesthetic cosy stuff like Pinterest boards or cute builds in Minecraft.

I didn't realise how much I missed the old web until I got here. In my teen years, I was extremely shy and struggled with social anxiety so mainly watched and never really participated. Anti-cringe culture and "anti-SJWs" also made me nervous to be myself- but now, I'm an adult and not afraid to say "fuck that". This is my glittery pile of tism and sparkledogs, damn it, and I'm happy to have it.

  • Rainy or stormy weather
  • Deep discussions
  • Being on da computer
  • Fiction analysis
  • A e s t h e t i c s
  • Infodumping
  • Beaches
  • Stuff down below

Favourite things

colour: purple!

foods: sushi, ramen, cajun food, pizza, burgers, cheesecake

drinks: iced tea, iced coffee, PSLs, black teas, milkshakes, smoothies, apple juice, orange juice

animals: bunnies, dogs, cats, dolphins

books: "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley, "Here All Along" by Sarah Hurwitz, various articles or historical writings because I'm a nerd.

movies: Inside Out, Hocus Pocus, 90s Addams Family, Five Nights at Freddy's, Love Actually - idk, man! I'm a simple guy and I like autism friendly films.

tv shows: The Nanny, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Golden Girls, Bojack Horseman, Bluey, documentaries, idk man!

anime and/or manga: Sailor Moon, Puella Magi Madoka Magica - probably forgetting stuff. Bad at this.

youtube: Ill-Advised Records (counts as music!), Schaffrillas Productions, Kurtis Conner, Chadtronic, VideoGameDunkey, Brutalmoose, HealthyGamerGG

music: video game music, flik songs, Ghost, Angelspit, Aviators, Creep-P, MARINA, Dua Lipa, Lady Gaga, Oingo Boingo, IDKHBTFM, all the queer online user music (Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Tally Hall... if you know, you know)

podcasts: Unorthodox, Elder Scrolls Lorecast, Written in Uncertainty: An Elder Scrolls Lore Podcast, The Hotel

video games: The Elder Scrolls, The Sims 2, The Legend of Zelda, Five Nights at Freddy's (and the AU fanseries, Dayshift at Freddy's), Dialtown: Phone Dating Simulator, Rimworld, Minecraft, Roblox, Stardew Valley, Undertale/Deltarune, Animal Crossing, Danganronpa, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Disgaea

other: pixel art, plants, blogging, drawing, writing, roleplaying, TTRPGs, modding, stargazing, psychology, DIY projects, history, witchy stuff, Judaism, xeno identities

favourite minecraft mobs: pigs, mooshrooms, mooblooms, glowsquid, endermen

Label Hoard

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Where is Dave out on the interwebs?

Neocities Profile Pronouns.cc Spacehey Multiverse Roblox Subeta (My Referral Link)

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